Showing posts with label FlashForward. Show all posts
Showing posts with label FlashForward. Show all posts

Thursday, May 13, 2010

The Best Thing I Ate Today: Hunan Cafe


Every week for the last three seasons, my dear friends and I have gathered to watch Lost, a show whose end is so unfathomably traumatic, I can't even think about it. Last week, when my pops was still in town, we gathered as we always do for delivery dinner and one of the best hours ever to grace a television set.

John, Jenny, Leah and I have a few restaurants in heavy rotation for Tuesday dinner. Bossa Nova often gets a call for their Chico's Salad and mysteriously disappearing and reappearing Black Bean Soup (it's the Christian of menu items). RoRo's Vegetarian Platter and Chicken Breast Plate make a frequent appearance. But we decided to go hog wild and order Hunan Cafe.

As a transplanted child of New York City, there is many things about Los Angeles I have come to love, respect and admire. LA Chinese food is not one of them. For over a decade, I have choked down “Chinese” Chicken Salads (don’t call it Chinese just because there’s some sesame oil and a wonton in there) and low sodium, steamed, white meat only abominations to my palate. In truth, a trip to Panda Express is usually far more satisfying. But then I found Hunan Café. Tucked between a supplement store and a cigar shop, dwarfed by the Virgin Megastore and The DGA, sits a West Coast restaurant that makes you feel like you are supping on 81st and Broadway.

For anyone who has ever enjoyed East Coast Chinese food, there are three magic words; “Cold Sesame Noodles”. The mere mention sends chills of ecstasy down my spine and joy leaping to my heart. You will not find a better version then at Hunan Café. Slippery, al dente noodles covered in a light, spicy, sesame dressing, chopped peanuts, and scallions, offer an improvement on the overdressed peanut butter noodles you occasionally stumble upon in the Big Apple.


The sautéed string beans are incomprehensibly delicious. Coated in a spice rub and dry fried in a wok that has been seasoned for decades, these are vegetables on a whole other playing field.


Of course, because this is LA, they offer low carb, white meat only, low sodium renditions of everything and certain dishes even have the caloric breakdowns. I was initially cynical, but one bite of their lo-cal Kung Pao Chicken studded with whole peanuts, chopped water chestnut and melted scallions and I was convinced. If I could be like Jared and eat that instead of subs all day, I would be on that diet forever.

Marty P eagerly awaiting a plate from John.

Jenny and I before we stuffed our faces.

Leah and Jenny priming their chopsticks.

As if the end of Lost weren't miserable enough, now I have to give up my Tuesday night dinner party. We need a new show obsession. FlashForward, anyone?

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Seth MacFarlane is Just a Big Ol’ Teddy Bear


Why is Seth MacFarlane so dang-namin’ sexified?

Yeah, he’s super rich, but so is Bill Gates and no one really wants to doink that guy. It has to be the fact that MacFarlane is insanely talented, hilariously funny and 100% his own man. For example, who else in Hollywood would have the balls to make the leap from TV to the silver screen with an R-rated feature about a man and the teddy bear who talks to him?

That’s exactly that MacFarlane wants to do with his first film, “Ted,” for Universal.

It’s sort of a “Drop Dead Fred” concept where a boy wishes he could talk to his stuffed bear, only to have the bear come to life. They grow up together and their relationship is never questioned until the man’s girlfriend (potentially played by “Family Guy”’s Mila Kunis) poses an ultimatum: her or the bear. MacFarlane, who brought us Fox’s killer Sunday line-up of “American Dad,” “Family Guy” and “The Cleveland Show,” would direct and provide the voice for a CG-animated teddy bear.

While we wait for “Ted” to arrive in theater, who do we have to talk to about getting more MacFarlane on “FlashForward”? He popped up on the premiere and made a super brief appearance on last week’s episode, only to be shot after less than a dozen lines.

MacFarlane is the human equivalent of cow bell. There’s a fever and the only prescription is…more Macfarlane.