Showing posts with label Edward Norton. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Edward Norton. Show all posts

Friday, October 8, 2010

Hollywood Bites Reviews: "Stone"


Edward Norton is an undeniably brilliant actor. So when he decided to go gangsta, sporting cornrows, saying "axe" instead of "ask" and throwing out lines like, "I don't want no beef, I just wanna be vegetarian," for his latest film, "Stone," his "choices" were applauded. Rightly so, Norton's performance as Gerald "Stone" Creeson, an imprisoned arsonist who enlists his wife Lucetta (Milla Jovovich) to help him manipulate his Parole Officer, Jack Mabrey (Robert De Niro) into helping him win his freedom, is, as always riveting.

That's not the problem. The problem is the movie in which the performance can be found.

Overwrought and ham-fisted, "Stone" is a film less about performance than it is sound design. Director John Curran, who previously worked with Norton in 2006 on "The Painted Veil," thuds away on the film's religious and moral overtures with the subtlety and elegance of a five-year-old trying to hammer out Mozart on a Wurlitzer. Running a constant stream of Christian talk radio and the deafening buzz of insects, Curran explores the "sound of God" but all you hear is the director's mind working overtime at creating atmosphere and forgetting plot.

That's not to say the acting isn't atmospheric and exemplary. But what else would you expect from this cast?

Norton and De Niro previously starred in 2001 on "The Score," a film which features Marlon Brando's last big screen appearance. Watching them work together for a second time, in a volatile cat-and-mouse game, is the film's greatest strength, though you can't help but yearn for better circumstances for such fine actors.

Meanwhile, Milla Jovovich as human catnip, the consummate femme fatale, is enrapturing and tragic, but squandered on a script that goes nowhere, and Frances Conroy as Madylyn, Jack's long suffering, heavily sauced wife, is a portrait of silent pain.

But great acting can't save "Stone" from Angus MacLachlan's script, adopted from his own play though still stuck on a proscenium, or Curran's direction.

Norton began his career with exacting precision. From his brilliant Oscar-nominated debut in 1996's "Primal Fear" until 2003’s "Italian Job," Norton’s sole career misstep was "Death to Smoochy," which gave him the chance to go mano y mano with Robin Williams and, in retrospect, is rather enjoyable. Who knows if it was the studio breaking his spirit by forcing him to appear in an action movie he didn't want to do ("Italian Job") or just film fatigue but, since 2005, with the exception of "The Illusionist" and "The Incredible Hulk," Norton has made a string of shabby choices.

"Stone" sadly continues that trend.

Monday, April 12, 2010

Edward Norton Tempts Me


When Edward Norton tells me to put something in my mouth, I obey.

This morning, I was greeted by a tweet from the former Oscar nominee. And, by "I", I mean me and the other 461,836 followers that receive his tweets, but that doesn't make me feel any less special.

Eddie's been very into Hemp Milk this week and said Tempt was his favorite. He went on to gush about their "killer hemp milk ice cream. Best non dairy desert I've ever tried."

If it's good enough for EdNor, damn skippy it's good enough for me. One quick trip to Whole Foods comin' right up.

Throughout my life long battle with lactose, I have tried a number of non-dairy ice cream substitues looking for the best. To date, Laloo's Goat Milk Ice Cream and Frozen Yogurts reign supreme, though Smoochie's in Manhattan comes in a close second with a soft-serve faux fro-yo that's the love child between custard and Cool Whip, but I'm always up for trying a new contender. Spoon primed, I dove into Tempt's Mint Chip.

Tempting indeed!

The texture was smooth and creamy with chocolate shavings that melted alluringly as the menthol cool of mint tickled my tongue. Rich and luxurious, it might not be Dreyer's but it had the full-bodied gusto you search for in an ice cream.

While my favorite non-cow milk ice cream continues to be Laloo's, especially the Cajeta de Leche Frozen Yogurt, a probiotic rich frozen yogurt swirled with Mexican caramel and studded with bits of toffee, Tempt is definitely a promising new alternative.